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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Mar 17, 2015 22:27:25 GMT
Seeing as this was an old favorite from the Underground 1.0, I thought I would resurrect it. FLASH MOB OF CRAZY PURPLE MUNCHKINS!!!!!!!!!! *jumps into a lake* INTO THE WATER!! THEY CAN'T SWIM! enjoy!
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Post by Glade on Mar 21, 2015 16:49:55 GMT
Oh my gosh, i was hoping there would be another one of these threads!!! Well done, Kirenyth! Let the craziness commence!
*follows Kirenyth into the lake* Good thinking! Oh wait, I can't swim either! HELP!!!!! *starts to drown* *remembers I can float* *sheepish grin*
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Post by Glade on Mar 23, 2015 16:11:17 GMT
(Come on, Elves! Don't make me reply to my own post! Which, in a way, I sort of already did!!! Let's have an adventure!!!! )
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Post by Jaran Dranthuil on Mar 25, 2015 14:17:40 GMT
((YES!!Randomness!!! )) *Does a double backflip into lake**misses lake**stands up painfully and jumps into lake normally* Well,lets pretend that never happened... Anyone want pizza?*pulls out large pizza from pocket*
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Post by HyperLinkzer on Mar 25, 2015 19:44:40 GMT
Don't mind if I do! *accepts pizza* Guys the munCHKINS ARE GETTING CLOSER and I think they are wearing fins and oxygen tanks!
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Post by Glade on Mar 25, 2015 21:15:38 GMT
Oooh, pizza! Thanks! *gasps* You're right, Hyper! They're approaching! There's only one thing to do! Use our food as weapons! *tosses pizza like a disk*
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Post by Alvar on Mar 26, 2015 1:10:12 GMT
Don't worry if you run out of ammunition, my friends! For you see, I am a powerful wizard! I will put my amazing power into the best course of action at this moment!
(Conjures more pizza, this time with stuffed crust)
Attack!
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Mar 26, 2015 3:26:41 GMT
-watches from atop a mountain as munchkins fan me-
They may be stopping my munchkins, but they won't be able to stop my Attack Dolphins!
-Dolphins swim towards people in lake-
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Post by Jaran Dranthuil on Mar 26, 2015 15:05:12 GMT
MWAHAHAHA!!!!* Grabs stuffed crust pizza and draws pictures of cows in the sand that scares away dolphins* Works every time...
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Post by Glade on Mar 26, 2015 15:29:38 GMT
Fast thinking, Jaran! Your cows have saved us from certain death! And Alvar, your pizza with stuffed crust has saved me from certain hunger! This is a day that we will never forget until we have forgotten it!!
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Apr 2, 2015 21:27:53 GMT
Hear, hear! Let's celebrate!! *pulls out huge bag of soggy potato chips*
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Post by Glade on Apr 6, 2015 17:30:53 GMT
Take care, Kirenyth. I have heard that the smell of soggy potato chips tempts the soggy killer worms out on cloudy days. Luckily for us, the sun is shining. *sudden wind sends clouds overhead* Drat. Ready your weapons, friends! Things are about to get soggy!
*Soggy killer worms surface from underground*
Quick, while they are unprepared! Charge! *draws blowdryer from holster*
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Apr 8, 2015 20:20:07 GMT
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE SOGGY WORMIES!!!! *starts throwing chips like ninja stars, eating some of them* Let's hear it for edible weapons!
((C'mon, elves! Keep the craZiness going!!))
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Post by eruaphadriel on Apr 24, 2015 16:31:12 GMT
Soggy worms, eh? Never fear, Eru is here! *Eru grabs a worm and slices with her swords**worms completely deflect swords and start attacking wildly* Uh oh.
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Post by Loon on Apr 24, 2015 17:41:36 GMT
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! SAVE US FROM THE RABID SOGGY WORMS OF BARAK-AND-NO-BITE! *Summons arcane blade* FEAR MY INSANE WRATH!!!
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Post by NightBlade on Apr 24, 2015 18:26:45 GMT
*steps on the worms* OH NO! IN SORRY YOU POOR LITTLE ANNELIDA!!!
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Post by Loon on Apr 25, 2015 18:46:21 GMT
ARCANE FORCE OF URUG-TARASIN FEAR THE WRATH OF THE SLIGHTLY INSANE RABBITS WITH THE SELF CONFIDENCE OF A SMALL ANIMAL!!!
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 4, 2015 23:51:23 GMT
YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!!! *starts running at them, sword raised*
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on May 8, 2015 23:53:50 GMT
*steps out of forest, looks up from book* *sees all the...whatever it is* *grins at the chance to be totally weird* *turns around* All right, plot bunnies: attack! *an army of little balls of fluffiness ranging from cute to horrific start hopping all over the wormies* I hope this doesn't mean any of my good ideas will now be covered in gooey worm glop. ;P *finishes reading page* *closes book* *places it in a magical, disaster-proof bag slung across my shoulders*
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 9, 2015 23:43:09 GMT
HORRAYYY!!! THE LITTLE POOFBALLS COME TO DA RESCUE!!! *starts attacking the worms again whilst trying not to step on our new fuzzy allies*
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Post by Loon on May 10, 2015 16:23:05 GMT
MOOOOOOO! *Walrus falls out of the sky* *It starts raining Walruses*
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 10, 2015 19:04:00 GMT
(Heh. When I saw the notification in my email was talking about walruses, I figured it was you.) *leaps onto a walrus* CHAARRRRRGE!!! *draws a long butterknife from a sheath*
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on May 11, 2015 2:00:21 GMT
*a few bunnies go splat* Ouch. *duck back into forest* *emerge wearing a force-field generator necklace* *walruses bounce off on contact* *as most of the worms are now dead, I begin herding bunnies back into forest* Don't want to lose all my ideas, after all. *hums random song and unsheathes dagger* Oh, like a flash of light, We're gonna bring the food fight! The League of Incredible Vegetables... Sam: I'm going to break down laughing every time I see your profile pic...]
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Post by Loon on May 12, 2015 12:41:50 GMT
*Walruses continue to rain down* *Alduin swoops from the sky, grabbing me and Steve* YAAAAAHAHOOOOOOOO!!! *Stabs knife into Alduin* *Falls from the sky to land on Merenwen* FLUFFFFFFFFYY!!!!!
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on May 12, 2015 16:23:04 GMT
What the- *shout and duck* *realize I still have the force-field generator on* *watch Sam bounce off and land on ground* Uh...sorry... *helps him up*
*ground shakes* *deep-throated voices chant a battle song* *giant Oreo cookies holding dog bones march from other side of forest*
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Post by Loon on May 13, 2015 0:06:51 GMT
Thankee, milady. THE DARKNESS WILL PREVAIL!! *Charges against Oreo's with nothing but pants*
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Post by Loon on May 20, 2015 15:38:53 GMT
*BUUUUUUUUUMP*
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on May 20, 2015 16:02:22 GMT
*watches Sam rebound off of Oreos* Well, here goes nothing. *babble something that could be either a battle cry or me choking on chicken* *charges, slides between their legs* *while passing, slice at their knees with my dagger*
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 20, 2015 22:10:49 GMT
What do you know? It's the attack of the cookie monsters! *summons huge wave of milk*
(how do you guys keep a straight face while writing on this thread?? XD)
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on May 21, 2015 4:33:41 GMT
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