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Post by Lylyss on Jul 14, 2015 6:36:09 GMT
Granted, but then it takes over your life and over the next few decades it becomes an unhealthy obsession, culminating with the collapse of your mental health as fiction blurs with reality, and you are committed to an insane asylum for insisting that your name is Jolly Momo.
I wish that the old UG was still around.
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Post by Alvar on Jul 14, 2015 8:01:16 GMT
Granted, but the old UGers never come back.
I wish we could have something like hyperspeed in our cars. XD
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Jul 16, 2015 4:19:29 GMT
Granted, but our bodies can't withstand the force so we can't drive them.
I wish I didn't have to think up a wish.
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Post by Alvar on Jul 16, 2015 4:37:55 GMT
But then the game wouldn't work. xD
I wish.
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Post by Loon on Jul 16, 2015 23:54:19 GMT
But then the wish corrupts itself.
I wish I was all alone in the universe.
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Post by Alvar on Jul 17, 2015 0:31:51 GMT
Granted, but now you have nothing to do and you slowly go insane.
I wish I had money to spend.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Jul 18, 2015 4:44:08 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, all the shops have closed. There is nothing to spend your money on.
I wish I felt a lot better.
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Post by WookieeElf on Jul 18, 2015 4:47:46 GMT
Granted, but then you felt so better that you wanted to feel bad again. (I also hope you do get better, if you're really not feeling well)
I wish I could meet Ramin Karimloo.
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Post by NightBlade on Jul 18, 2015 4:56:37 GMT
Granted, but then he shoots you eight times >_o
I wish I didn't have to wake up before 10. But I do, so... night all
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Post by WookieeElf on Jul 18, 2015 4:58:15 GMT
Your wish is granted...but it doesn't happen tomorrow. Sorry.
Oh gee, thanks. Just what I wanted—to get shot by one of my favorite singers. Thanks, NightBlade.
I wish I got revived from being shot by Ramin Karimloo. XD
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Post by Alvar on Jul 18, 2015 5:09:22 GMT
Granted, but then he stabs you 8 times.
I wish I could type faster.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Jul 18, 2015 5:20:21 GMT
But then your fingers burn out. I wish I could wish an incorruptible wish. ((No, Wookiee, I'm not feeling well. More details on the Prayer Requests thread.))
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Post by WookieeElf on Jul 18, 2015 5:37:33 GMT
(( Dmitri Pendragon: I'll pray you feel better soon)) Granted, but by doing so, you've wished the most corruptible wish imaginable. See, when making something incorruptible, you corrupt it yourself by wishing it that way. I wish I could figure out why Ramin Karimloo, the physical embodiment of puppies and sunshine, would want to shoot and stab me multiple times. XP
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Post by Alvar on Jul 18, 2015 5:42:23 GMT
Granted, but you don't like the answer.
I wish I could find a new book to read.
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Jul 18, 2015 7:11:51 GMT
You do, but then once you've finished it you're back in the same position. I wish I could get better at basketball.
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Post by Lylyss on Jul 20, 2015 8:49:25 GMT
But then Lebron would get jealous and TP your house. O.o
I wish someone was online.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Jul 20, 2015 12:10:42 GMT
Granted. Someone is. But you're asleep. I wish I had less to do this week.
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Post by Elytra on Jul 20, 2015 22:50:09 GMT
Granted, but then you go insane from not doing anything.
I wish I had time to make anything I wanted to.
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Post by Alvar on Jul 20, 2015 23:01:38 GMT
But then nobody else has any time.
I wish everyone could understand Revalations the right way.
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Post by NightBlade on Jul 23, 2015 4:01:31 GMT
I wish I could get over my stupid mental block and like this game again
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Post by Elytra on Jul 23, 2015 6:56:53 GMT
You do, then the UG crashes.
I with that my cough went away.
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Post by WookieeElf on Jul 23, 2015 17:49:24 GMT
DONT SAY THAT RAPTOR.
Oh, and your cough goes away...and is replaced with a stuffy nose.
I wish it would stop raining every other day.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Jul 23, 2015 18:10:53 GMT
Granted. Now it rains EVERY day instead!
I wish I was less busy. (Did I already say that? I don't know . . .)
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Jul 23, 2015 23:06:57 GMT
But then you have nothing to do. I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men. (corrupt THAT! )
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Post by Lylyss on Jul 23, 2015 23:34:23 GMT
Granted, but the peace and goodwill exist only in an isolated area while the rest of the world slowly descends into chaos. :/
I wish that I could spend a day in Ancient Rome. Just one day.
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Jul 23, 2015 23:42:20 GMT
Granted, but then your darling brother has no one to make toast for him I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards men all across the whole world forever and ever.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Jul 24, 2015 0:49:26 GMT
Granted. However, it's not happening now . . . in the strict sense of now. If you take certain theories of Time which suggest everything is really happening at the same time, peace on earth and goodwill towards men are indeed here now. From our perspective, though, they won't come for a while- not until after Jesus returns.
I wish I had a minor dragon.
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Post by Lylyss on Jul 24, 2015 2:30:12 GMT
Haha, awesome, Leilani! xD I love theories like that.
Granted, but then it tears up the house and eats all your pets. :(
I wish I could draw better.
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Jul 24, 2015 9:24:59 GMT
Granted, but your drawing is so good it comes to life and devours you.
I wish that I don't have to edit this post.
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Jul 25, 2015 7:25:39 GMT
Leilani Sunblade Mind = blown Lylyss Speaking of theories… XD But then your kidnapped by unicorns. I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men at some point in time. Huehuehuehuehuehue.
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