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Post by Lērtāen Miklul on Jul 28, 2015 16:02:31 GMT
What about the ones that went to space o.0?
I wish I could write all the stuff about Frutin that I imagine.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 26, 2015 18:16:17 GMT
Granted, but as a consequence you are forced top travel to your fictional world and never see your family again.
I wish there was exactly one foot of snow in the yard and on the roof, and no more.
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Post by Lylyss on Dec 26, 2015 19:59:04 GMT
But then you'd have to shovel the driveway. :(
I wish I could go to Rome.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 26, 2015 20:31:14 GMT
Granted, but a volcano erupts and you are... shall we say, solidified.
I wish I had a pot of gold for every star in the sky.
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Post by Jag Starblade on Dec 27, 2015 19:10:38 GMT
Granted! You own a pot of gold for every star in the sky. But the pots of gold (with your name on them) are in the centers of the stars.
I wish my laptop would run faster.
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Post by Elytra on Dec 27, 2015 19:35:34 GMT
It does. But then it would need updates like the ones it just had, but they last a whole lot longer. And they need them every week.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Dec 28, 2015 4:34:24 GMT
Granted. But then you never sleep again. Your mind eventually burns out from lack of rest, and you die from excessive insomnia.
I wish…gah. I wish I didn't have to make a wish. I'm not in the habit of making wishes.
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Post by NightBlade on Dec 28, 2015 6:44:13 GMT
You don't. And you don't get anything you want for the rest if your life. Ever.
I wish 2 was 3
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Dec 28, 2015 6:45:40 GMT
But then reality collapses, and you live the rest of your life in oblivion with only your own mind for company, bearing the guilt that you were the one who caused the destruction of the world.
I wish I had a personal manservant.
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Post by NightBlade on Dec 28, 2015 6:48:56 GMT
Yknow what...that sounds GREAT! Let's do it!!!
You do but then he kills you.
I wish sleep wasn't necessary, but it is, so I'm going to now. G'nite
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 28, 2015 19:23:23 GMT
Granted, and so you miss out on CaC2ing...? Not exactly sure how to answer that one.
I wish there was a friendly giant, who never steps on houses, and doesn't like to eat people, and who lives next door, who would frequently come by to talk to me of the great adventures he has been on in years long past.
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Post by NightBlade on Dec 28, 2015 19:31:29 GMT
There is, but then his evil giant bretheren come and burn your city to the ground.
I wish it would snow
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 28, 2015 19:39:19 GMT
Granted—but you move Antartica.
I wish it wasn't snowing. Or icing. If that's the correct term.
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Post by NightBlade on Dec 28, 2015 21:16:10 GMT
It's not... it's actually raining fire and brimstone
I waaaant snowwwwwwwww
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 28, 2015 21:37:04 GMT
Well, come on down and we'll gladly give you some. But you have to pay big bucks for it.
I wish I was good at schoolwork. I wanna graduate...
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Post by Lylyss on Dec 29, 2015 9:15:20 GMT
But then that will lead to more and more and more schoolwork--never-ending essays, interminable mid-terms, execrable exams! You'll never be free, and in your desperation, you will run away with the circus to become a world-renowned tap dancer. But then the school will send bounty hunters. They'll freeze you in carbonite and mount you in the admissions hall. :P
I wish I could fast-forward a few months.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 29, 2015 18:22:29 GMT
Granted, but then you find out that one of your friends has died and you have lost your last chance to speak with him/her... I wish I had more bookshelves for books.
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 29, 2015 18:52:44 GMT
Granted. But then you find yourself owning a library, and people keep checking out the books you want to read.
I wish I could sleep in an extra hour in the morning.
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Post by Elytra on Dec 29, 2015 19:14:59 GMT
Granted, but then you can't wake up. Ever.
I wish that the sky was green.
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 29, 2015 19:26:07 GMT
Granted. But then everything is green.
I wish someone would wake me up from the never-ending slumber Raptor put me in. XP
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 29, 2015 20:04:37 GMT
Granted, but the anti-dote to the never-ending slumber is never-ending insomnia. That sure worked out in your favor, didn't it? I wish I could snap my fingers and my room would magically be cleaned up.
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 29, 2015 20:46:46 GMT
Granted, but it only works once and only for two hours.
I wish I could have a good night's sleep, minus the insomnia and exhaustion Warry and Raptor want to curse me with.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Dec 29, 2015 20:52:35 GMT
Granted. But the sleep is so lovely that even though you can get up the next morning, you don't want to.
I wish that I had a device that could transfer my thoughts onto a word document without my having to type them.
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Post by WookieeElf on Dec 29, 2015 21:32:02 GMT
Oh, Leilani, I do that every morning XP
As for your device, wish granted! But I'm jealous, so I steal it. Muwhahaha.
Ahem. I wish I could mass-produce and sell my mom's books.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 29, 2015 21:46:41 GMT
Granted, but you sell so many you have to print more. I wish video chat calls with internet friends were easier to arrange.
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Post by Elytra on Jan 20, 2016 18:47:35 GMT
Granted, but then your internet stops working for the period of five years, three months, fourteen days, three hours, twelve minutes and two seconds.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Jan 20, 2016 21:43:27 GMT
I wish Raptor would make a wish so I don't have to do this.
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Post by NightBlade on Jan 27, 2016 18:43:22 GMT
He does. But he keeps the wish and you get the corruption. Which, by the way is a pair of sandpaper pants that glue themselves onto you.
I wish three was two and green was blue
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Post by WookieeElf on Jan 27, 2016 19:09:59 GMT
Granted. But then red is zero and circles mean fire.
I wish I knew how to read my own mind. Not anyone else's. Just mine. I have no clue what's going on in there.
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Post by NightBlade on Jan 27, 2016 19:21:07 GMT
NO NOT RED I LIKE RED
Granted but then so can everyone else...
I wish I couldn't read my mind
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