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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 24, 2016 19:51:58 GMT
As that still gives me at least an extra 8 hours in which to do stuff, plus an extra 12 hours of sleep . . . I'll take that.
Granted, but traffic increases around your house so that driving is terrifying.
I wish that I had a better head for directions.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 24, 2016 19:53:10 GMT
Okay, sure. But then you have a crash and you can never drive again.
I wish I could drive by myself.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 24, 2016 19:59:48 GMT
Granted. You are physically able to drive by yourself. In fact, you're the best driver on the roads. But that still doesn't mean you're legally allowed to drive by yourself.
I wish I had a better computer chair.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 24, 2016 21:07:37 GMT
Sure. But then your sister claims it for her own.
I wish that I could instantly be transported to places.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 24, 2016 21:18:18 GMT
Granted, you can be . . . but the transportation is only you, not anything else (and "anything else" includes whatever clothes you happen to be wearing . . .)
I wish that there were more homeschoolers at my youth group.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 24, 2016 21:41:53 GMT
Oh. Maybe not, then.
Granted. Homeschoolers from everywhere start flocking to your youth group. You have a marvelous time the first week and are so looking forward to the second.
Then you have to move.
I wish that I had lots of wood to make stuff out of.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 0:33:56 GMT
>.<
Granted, but it's all really low quality so you can't make anything nice.
I wish that I could find a portal to Narnia.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 0:38:12 GMT
At this point in time, anything would do.
Granted, but it only gets half of you there.
I wish that I could tidy my desk up.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 0:41:57 GMT
Which half of me, though?
Granted, but it gets just as messy all over again the very next day.
I wish that my Way of the Pen novel was real.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 0:44:42 GMT
The inside half.
Oh well. It got tidy, anyway.
Granted. But then the bad guys kill you.
I wish that my room was tidy.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 0:49:38 GMT
Heh. That actually happens in the story, sort of . . . but it worked out. xD
Granted. But then a storm comes through and a tree falls on your room. The rest of the house is fine. But your room's not going to be livable for a while. Hope one of your brothers will share his room.
I wish that I could catch a falling star.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 1:20:19 GMT
Well, if a tree fell on my room, it would be more likely for Dmitri to die, not me.
Sure. But then it burns your hand.
I wish that I could melt glue by looking at it, and I could choose what glue to melt.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 1:25:24 GMT
I was operating under the assumption that you were both out of your room at the time.
Granted . . . but you melt it so much that it evaporates.
I wish that I could bake really delicious pies without any effort.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 1:42:47 GMT
I wasn't.
Granted, but then your sister eats them. Eats them all. And then you lose the ability.
I wish I had a better vice in my shop.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 1:43:48 GMT
Obviously.
Granted. But someone else is always using it when you want it.
I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 1:46:54 GMT
I'm sorry, they aren't allowed to.
Granted. But then you get so tired you can't move a muscle. Or sleep, for that matter. So you spend the rest of your days lying on a hospital bed, mostly dead.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Apr 25, 2016 5:11:06 GMT
You didn't make a wish, Raptor. That's part of the game.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 25, 2016 5:14:33 GMT
Oh, sorry. I forgot.
I wish that I would stop procrastinating.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 25, 2016 12:16:37 GMT
>.<
Granted. But now you're hyper-efficient and it annoys everyone so much that they glare at you the moment you walk in the room.
I wish that spring would come to stay.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 20:02:26 GMT
Sure. But then you realise that Star Wars 8 comes out in summer. So you can never watch that.
I wish that Dmitri came home.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 27, 2016 20:10:45 GMT
I could live with that, actually.
Granted, but he immediately locks himself in his room, saying that he's got an amazing new story idea and he has to start work on it right now, no time for anything else.
I wish that I didn't have a cold.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 20:18:50 GMT
It's just the car he's driving I want. Not him.
Sure. But then you get the flu.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 27, 2016 20:30:52 GMT
I'm sure he'd be so pleased to hear that. xD
Granted. But now you're so hot that the mere thought of moving seems like utter agony. All you can do is sit in a dark room with the fan on full blast, praying that you'll find relief soon.
I wish I didn't have to get up to get my tea.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 20:50:34 GMT
Welcome to the life between me and my brothers.
Uh... maybe not.
Sure. But then you starve to death.
I wish that I could find the laminator.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 27, 2016 20:53:19 GMT
How is my not getting my tea- which I want for the sake of a hot drink and to help my cold- going to cause me to starve to death?
Granted. But you're out of the laminating material. And the local stores have all stopped carrying the kind you need.
I wish that I didn't make silly mistakes.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 20:56:36 GMT
Oh. I thought you meant tea as in dinner.
Granted. Now you just make embarrassing mistakes.
I wish that I didn't sunburn as easy.
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Post by Alvar on Apr 27, 2016 21:00:59 GMT
Granted, but everyone else gets sunburned easier as a result.
I wish I could actually win on Clash Royale.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 27, 2016 21:06:27 GMT
Elytra: Heh. No, I meant tea as in the drink. Alvar: Granted. But then everyone deserts the game. I wish I knew how to crochet.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 21:35:16 GMT
Sure. But then you forget how to knit.
I wish that I would stop finding out how to steam bend wood and just go and do it.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 27, 2016 21:36:57 GMT
Granted. But you can't stop.
I wish the water in my basement sink came out as a temperature other than cold.
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