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Post by Elytra on Apr 27, 2016 23:59:57 GMT
Sure. Now it just comes out at 212 Fahrenheit.
I wish that I had an unlimited supply of plywood and other timber.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 28, 2016 0:18:53 GMT
Granted. But you don't have an unlimited supply of screws, nails, and tools.
I wish that I didn't have to get up an hour earlier tomorrow.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 28, 2016 1:14:03 GMT
Well, that's fine. You didn't say glue.
Granted. You have to get up two hours earlier.
I wish that I was better at remembering things.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 28, 2016 21:14:08 GMT
Granted. You now remember every detail of every little thing you encounter . . . and are consequently overwhelmed with information, so much so that you can no longer function.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Apr 29, 2016 8:56:47 GMT
Granted. And the quickest way it can be accomplished is if your head's chopped off. Then you won't be able to feel it anymore.
I wish I could have 100 more wishes.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 29, 2016 12:29:27 GMT
Granted. But they're all automatically corrupted too, and each one is more seriously corrupted than the last.
I wish I could go to New Zealand.
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Post by WookieeElf on Apr 29, 2016 12:35:17 GMT
Granted, but you can't visit any of the sites where they filmed Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 29, 2016 13:07:16 GMT
That still leaves me free to enjoy the rest of the island . . . and potentially meet some UGers. Granted, but the dragons eat you. I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 29, 2016 20:11:11 GMT
The other UGers would be better then The Hobbit/LOTR sites, wouldn't it? Sure. You don't need to, but you do anyway. I wish that I could choose what the weather would be.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 29, 2016 20:24:51 GMT
Yes, it would.
Granted. But your choice only affects the weather between midnight and five A.M.
I wish that I could find one browser on which all the sites I want to visit work perfectly.
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Post by Elytra on Apr 29, 2016 20:51:30 GMT
Okay, but then they decide to discontinue the browser.
I wish that I could walk around and no one would notice I was there.
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Post by Jag Starblade on Apr 29, 2016 20:54:44 GMT
Granted, but nobody ever speaks to you or interacts with you ever again.
I wish that the vehicles I drive would all be twice as economical.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on May 31, 2016 13:01:25 GMT
Granted, but the insurance would drive your out of house and home!
I wish I could project my story ideas like a movie, complete with awesome music and a ready-made fanbase. XD
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 4, 2016 22:36:03 GMT
Granted, but the story is spoken in an unknown language and the music is played on a squeaky saxophone.
I wish cake had the nutritional value of a salad
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Post by jliessa44 on Jun 4, 2016 22:50:35 GMT
Granted. Salads are now as unhealthy as cake. Why would you do that. DX
I wish I don't have to work tomorrow.
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 4, 2016 22:58:22 GMT
Granted, you don't go because you have terrible food poisoning.
I wish I had a white ferret.
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Post by WookieeElf on Jun 4, 2016 23:00:46 GMT
Granted, but it ends up being black because someone covered it in flour. By the way, Sadriel, welcome to the UG! I'm Wookiee, resident nut-case. XP I wish I could meet Sebastian Stan.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Jun 4, 2016 23:27:53 GMT
Granted, but it turns out he's a jerk who insults you openly. 0_0 (My youngest sister also wants to meet him, by the way! I wish I were the author of an international best-seller fantasy fiction book.
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 5, 2016 0:59:37 GMT
Granted, but the printer accidentally prints the last chapter at the beginning of the book, so the ending is spoiled. ( WookieeElf thank you) I wish I had an lifetime supply of paper and writing utensils.
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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 1:09:24 GMT
SAAAAAADE! Granted but then you're stuck in Salad Burg all weekend! I wish my work place would burn
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Post by Alvar on Jun 5, 2016 14:08:32 GMT
Granted, but you're accused of doing it, and consequently you get convicted for arson.
I wish my trip to Washington DC this week goes well.
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 5, 2016 15:29:58 GMT
Grantee but you get stuck behind a group of elementary school kids at the first place you go to eat. (Nightblade...its salladasburg)
I wish Baby showers weren't awkward.
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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 15:41:19 GMT
Salad burg xP heheh
Granted but then there are no babies and humanity dies
I wish that would happen
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 5, 2016 15:56:23 GMT
Granted, but the robots that take over keep your consciousness alive for eternity and they are worse than humanity
I wish cats scooped their own litter box
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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 15:59:11 GMT
Dang
They do, but they dump the litter bags all around the house
I wish three was two and green was blue
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Post by WookieeElf on Jun 5, 2016 17:54:56 GMT
Granted, buuuuuut.... Yes is black and red is 42.
I wish I knew things
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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 19:46:01 GMT
You do, and then promptly forget them x)
I wish it was.
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Post by Sadriel on Jun 5, 2016 20:51:09 GMT
It is but you can't
I wish it was always spring.
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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 22:20:46 GMT
It is, but then you're always in school forever.
I wish it was always summer
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Jun 5, 2016 22:59:05 GMT
It is, but then the leaves turn brown, the leaves fall off, the trees start to wilt, the trees all die, the grass turns brown, the grass fades away, the dirt's all that's left, the dirt bakes hard, the animals have no food, they die of hunger and thirst, the humans have no food, they die of thirst and hunger, the cities are deserted, empty buildings gaze at the burning sun, all is silent, all is dead, all is gone. The sun shines on. Dead bodies melt. Silent buildings crumble. The heat goes on, merciless and cruel. The summer continues. Forever.
I wish it was always winter and never Christmas
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