Anywho, she asked in the HYE thread if anyone had written parodies of songs. I admitted that I have, and she wanted me to post one. So, I give you...
Do You Want To Go On An Adventure? (Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Parody!)
*MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE HOBBIT MOVIES*
Thorin: Master Baggins? (knock) Do you want to go on an adventure? Come help me claim back Durin’s Hall! We may run into stone trolls few, And there’s a dragon, too, But what can go wrong? Master Baggins, we need your help, As our burglar, With finding the Arkenstone! Do you want to go on an adventure? An unexpected adventure! Bilbo: Go away, Thorin! Thorin: (huffs) Okay, bye. Bilbo: W-wait! Wait!
Bilbo: (spoken) Thorin, you were right! I wanted to go on an adventure! (sung) I guess I wanted to adventure! And leave my home and see something new! Though I know this isn’t a little lark, And I got to play riddles in the dark! (spoken) Your turn, Gollum! Though I could go without the sneaking In the dragon’s lair. I’d rather go home alive! (spoken) Gold! Jewels! Dragon? Angry! Fire! Run!
Thorin: (spoken hoarsely) Bilbo? (sung) Thank Durin’s beard you survived this And I’m sorry I left you alone Go back home to your books and chair Plant your acorn there, And watch it grow… Bilbo: Thorin Oakenshield, You are my friend, I don’t want you to go…! Do you want to go on an adventure…? (pause, Thorin dies) (voice gets shaky) An unexpected…adventure. (weepy whisper) Thorin, hold on…hold on… The eagles…
Loki: I never thought Chitauri essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain
I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a Bildshnipe’s backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer
Chitauri 1: And where do we feature?
Loki: Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid but you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues! And in justice deliciously squared Be prepared!
Chitauri 2: Yeah! Be prepared, we'll be prepared! For what?
Loki: For the death of the king!
Chitauri: What? Is he sick?
Loki: (deadpan) No, fool. We're going to kill him and Thor, too
Chitauri 2: Great idea! Who needs a king?
Chitauri 1 & 2: No king, no king! Lalalalalala
Loki: Idiots! There will be a king!
Chitauri: But you said-
Loki: I will be king! Stick with me and you'll never go hungry again!
Chitauri: Yay, all right! Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored
Loki: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And, though, I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
All: (Loki echoing) So prepare for the coup of the century
Loki: Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning Decades of denial is simply why I'll Be king undisputed, respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my freezing ambitions are bared- Be prepared!
All: Yes, our freezing ambitions are bared- Be prepared!
Leilani Sunblade I usually listen to classical music, because I have the same problem you do with lyrics and stuff. :P You could try the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack though. Or maybe some quiet, eerie electronic music.
Leilani Sunblade Audiomachine does all instrumental music, and it's the best for writing to. I would personally recommend their 'Tree of Life' album, which is my absolute favourite and 'Chronicles' is probably next after that...but all their music is amazing.
Out of all the artists I listen to, there are only a select few that I always come back to. Currently I'm obsessed with We Came As Romans, and last week it was The Devil Wears Prada. Memphis May Fire or Beartooth are bound to be next week. :P
O.o What? H-how did this happen without my noticing…? *runs off to YouTube*
Whooh. Thank goodness. I think that you're thinking of Oxygen:Inhale, CN, not Oxygen:Exhale. *wipes sweat off brow* I'm glad I didn't miss the release… my loyalty as a fan would have been called into question.
Dmitri Pendragon: Elytra: Wait, it's actually referring to the oldest post on the Underground? (I never did chase that down in fact…)
Nov 27, 2019 19:32:25 GMT
Leilani Sunblade: Rose: Welcome to Whitehall/the new Underground! Glad to see you found your way here. As Elytra said, the riddle's pointing towards the old site and, specifically, a scavenger-hunt type game that WTB and CH set up when they first released the book
Nov 28, 2019 21:11:04 GMT
Leilani Sunblade: Sadly, the game is over, but we still have fun here.
Nov 28, 2019 21:11:16 GMT
Warrior of Aror: Let us sit round the hearth and tell stories of the lives we have lived these past moons! I myself have been working at a grand theater telling Bible stories from behind the scenes.
Feb 29, 2020 1:44:51 GMT