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Post by Loon on Jun 12, 2015 13:51:23 GMT
HEY GUYS!! I HAVE SWAG!! EVERYONE RETREAT WHILE I SWAGGALICIOUSLY FIGHT THESE OREOS OFF!!
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jun 28, 2015 1:52:59 GMT
YEAH!!! WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!! *charges after Oreos, swinging sword wildly* *stops mid-charge* wait! I know how to win this war!!! *pulls out super soaker filled with milk*
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Post by Loon on Jun 29, 2015 0:24:54 GMT
HAHA! NICE ONE!! LET US SWAGGALICIOUSLY SWEG SWAG SWEGGER INTO THESE OREOS!!!
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Post by Alvar on Jul 19, 2015 17:00:43 GMT
FALCOOOOOOON......
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Post by Loon on Jul 19, 2015 19:20:54 GMT
KIIIIIIIICK
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Jul 20, 2015 17:29:40 GMT
*decides that it can't hurt to charge* YAAAARRRRGG!!! *blaster appears in hands* *decimates Oreos* *tastes some of the cookies* Oh, gross! WATERMELON CHOCOLATE FLAVOR! *attacks with renewed zeal*
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Post by Loon on Jul 20, 2015 22:29:40 GMT
DIE YOU DEMONIC OREOS *Twenty One Pilots plays* HEEEEEEECK YAHHHHHHHH
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Post by Alvar on Jul 20, 2015 22:43:36 GMT
*snaps fingers, blowing up a tenth of the approaching oreo army*
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!!
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Nov 10, 2015 6:32:21 GMT
NOOOOOuuuuuuuu... *falls beneath crush of artificial chocolate and frosting that shouldn't taste so good* Wait, I have it. *rustles through pack* Something more delicious than Oreos...GINGERBREAD MEN! *blows whistle* *said cookies appear from nowhere and begin crushing Oreos*
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Post by Lylyss on Nov 10, 2015 20:01:53 GMT
*rides up with my band of Waffle Bandits* *whips off mask, dramatically*
Did someone call for a nutritious breakfast?!?
*charges into the fray, crushing Oreo's under the hooves of my steed*
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Nov 10, 2015 20:03:07 GMT
(( Wrooooonnng account ))
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Post by Alvar on Nov 10, 2015 21:46:35 GMT
*runs away* "This is getting a little out of hand! I'll fall back and offer help from a safe distance!" *turns around* Oh no... "AN ARMY OF OVERZEALOUS ALMONDS ARE APPROACHING!"
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Nov 11, 2015 21:14:59 GMT
*glances up, hearing Alvar's cry* *spits the delicious filling of an unfortunate Oreo out of my mouth* *sees the approaching army of almonds* *dramatically whips off mask*
God save us all...
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Nov 12, 2015 6:27:51 GMT
Almonds? Pff-ha! *tosses head* *hair swishes dramatically* I shall have them with my waffles! *pulls strange and pointless looking device from pack* *charges almonds, attacking with device* *container on device begins to fill with almond milk*
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Nov 12, 2015 7:02:51 GMT
Ah-ha! Hope is still upon us, waffle bandits!
*whips off mask dramatically* *unsheathes nut-cracker, and charges into the fray*
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Nov 13, 2015 6:39:44 GMT
*does ninja flips and lands atop a charging almond* How many masks do you have?? *drives device into almond* *device chunks and whirs* No, it's full! *takes a break and eats waffles with almond milk*
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Nov 14, 2015 6:11:38 GMT
I like to come fully stocked!
*rides past on my noble steed and steals your waffles*
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Feb 1, 2016 5:52:35 GMT
*starts chasing* MY WAFFLES!! *conjures an over-sized cougar to ride on* *everything warps, and looks like a Picasso painting* *stops abruptly* What madness is this?! Hmm, when madness doth descend, speak overly much in exclamations, do I... X)
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jul 28, 2016 2:06:09 GMT
Oh no!!! 'Tis the curse of the dimpled mushrooms! They have hallucinogenic properties, y'know. And they're easily mistaken for waffles... Quick! We must find the antidote for Merenwen!!!!
((It's been WAAAAYY too long since someone posted on here...))
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Jul 28, 2016 17:33:37 GMT
*Rides *in* from the sunset, causing every Western movie ever to cry out in anguish*
DID SOMEONE CALL FOR AN ANTIDOTE? Haha! I have antidotes for nearly every illness and disease on the planet! What can I do you for, lad?
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jun 4, 2018 2:54:49 GMT
*BUUUUUUUMP* Aw, heck. I misplaced my tanks and I have no idea where I put my nukes. *scratches head*
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Jun 17, 2018 21:54:10 GMT
*limes and coconuts rain down on all present*
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Jun 27, 2018 22:15:02 GMT
*coconuts turn into rabid monkey warriors when they land on inexplicably placed banana peels*
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