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Post by Loon on May 19, 2015 16:28:35 GMT
M8 I got crabs
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 22, 2015 22:17:09 GMT
uh.... *scratches head*
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Post by Loon on May 23, 2015 14:14:41 GMT
M8 I got all these crabs that I can't eat. Anyone want crabs?
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 23, 2015 23:42:32 GMT
how 'bout some crawdads? that's what we call them crawfish down here... (this is getting really off-topic...)
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Post by Pajamzee on May 24, 2015 12:26:26 GMT
Ya'll Southern down there Kire? XD
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Post by Pajamzee on May 24, 2015 12:30:36 GMT
AKBAR. YES.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 27, 2015 22:25:31 GMT
Ya'll Southern down there Kire? XD Yes, ma'am! xP
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Post by Jag Starblade on Jun 2, 2015 7:28:35 GMT
Lol. Once upon a time, there was a man. His grandfather died, leaving him a field of corn. However, the man had to harvest it himself. He already owned a combine harvester, but he only had a wheat header (for harvesting wheat). He found an old corn header for sale, so he bought it, attached it to his combine harvester, and drove it all the way to his grandfather's field (which was a long way away). He had a lot of adventures on the way. If you wrote a book about this, what would you call it? Answer: The Voyage of the Corn Header. How do y'all think y'all are Southern? Seriously ... y'all are above the equator! Us blokes and gals down under are Southerners.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jun 5, 2015 3:39:21 GMT
Music types I hate: Disney songs Christmas songs when sung in June VeggieTales songs
Had to suffer through all of these on the way home tonight...
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Post by Angel on Jun 6, 2015 14:41:02 GMT
Kirenyth Fireblade: I feel your pain....Particularly christmas songs in June!! Why do people do these things?!?! ^_^
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jun 6, 2015 20:23:31 GMT
I guess we are all crazy to some extent...
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Post by Angel on Jun 7, 2015 15:07:38 GMT
That's so true .... ^_^
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Jun 8, 2015 21:44:46 GMT
Q. When was the first case of deviled ham in history?
A. Luke 8:33
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Post by Loon on Jun 11, 2015 0:59:48 GMT
What.... *Googles it* .... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by WookieeElf on Jun 11, 2015 1:46:21 GMT
P1: Knock knock P2: Who's there? P1: Interrupting cow P2: Interrupting-- P1: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by Lērtāen Miklul on Sept 10, 2015 17:55:00 GMT
P1: Knock knock P2: Who's there? P1: Noah P2: Noah who? P1: Noah good place to eat around here?
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Sept 11, 2015 20:15:50 GMT
P1: Knock knock P2: Who's there? P1: Interrupting cow P2: Interrupting-- P1: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We use that one all too often in our house.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Sept 21, 2015 7:31:11 GMT
So there were these three men: an American, an Australian, and a New Zealander. God came to them and said to them, "I will give you one thing for your country. What do you desire of Me?" The American went first, because…you know…American. For the United States, he asked for power, and said he didn't mind if he was President as well. So God granted his request. The Australian had to think about his request for a while. Eventually he decided to ask for a special wall encircling Australia. This wall would be bulletproof, missileproof, waterproof, diseaseproof, unwantedvisitorproof—basically able to keep out everything that could harm Australia. So God granted his request. The New Zealander came last. He rubbed his chin, stamped his feet, scratched his head and the back of his neck, and put on his thinking cap for a few hours. Finally he thought of a gift which would be vastly beneficial for his country. He pointed at the Australian, turned to God, and said, "Can you fill that wall with water?" Starsinger Eruanna
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Post by Starsinger on Sept 21, 2015 7:35:04 GMT
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's awful ...but I would have to rescue Eru first, I still need my pet Aussie to argue with.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Sept 21, 2015 15:07:45 GMT
That's terrible but also kind of hilarious. xD
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Post by CNGoodhue on Sept 25, 2015 19:56:27 GMT
What's worse than a worm in your Apple?
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A rootkit!
Although I guess that's debatable. :P I'm going to crack that one at Youth Group this week and see if anyone gets it.
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Post by Elytra on Sept 25, 2015 21:38:25 GMT
So there were three guys, an American, a New Zealander and a Australian. And they had been captured by an enemy camp, and they were sent to the firing squad. The New Zealander went first. The firing squad asked him if he had any last words. The New Zealander stood there for awhile, then yelled "Earthquake!" At this, the firing squad looked around, trying to locate the earthquake. In the conffuddle, the New Zealander got away. Annoyed, the firing squad got the American up. They asked him for his last words, and the American, seeing the New Zealander's success, yelled out. "Typhoon!" The firing squad looked around, trying to locate the typhoon. In the confusion, the American got away. Finally, it was the Aussie's turn. He rubbed his hands together, wondering what he would yell. The firing squad raised their rifles, and the leader asked for his last words. The Aussie smiled and yelled, "Fire!" Starsinger Eruanna Dmitri Pendragon
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Post by Starsinger on Sept 25, 2015 21:55:55 GMT
Am I going to have to expect something like this every time a member of your family tags me in the riddles and jokes thread?
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Sept 25, 2015 21:58:15 GMT
The reason you're tagged in the Riddles and Jokes thread is because you and Eru bait each other with patriotic claims about your own countries, and the (friendly?) hostility between NZ and Australia is well-known among us Kiwis.
But I did tell Raptor we've done enough jokes about Aussies now. For a while, anyway.
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Post by Lērtāen Miklul on Sept 25, 2015 23:58:01 GMT
Never get Western Canadians started on jokes about Quebecers... it never ends well...
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Sept 26, 2015 0:36:49 GMT
I like the sound of that. Care to share?
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Post by Lylyss on Sept 26, 2015 1:13:45 GMT
What as an angle but only one line? :P
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Post by Lērtāen Miklul on Sept 26, 2015 3:39:19 GMT
Dmitri Pendragon: three Quebecois went out hunting together. After a while they found some tracks. They discussed what manner of animal had made the tracks for a considerable amount of time. One said it was definitely a deer. the second suggested perhaps a bear. the third was quite certain that it must be a moose. "No, Monsieur," said the first one again. "It must be a grouse!" Then a train hit them. That is but one example.
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Post by Angel on Sept 26, 2015 23:23:55 GMT
Lērtāen Miklul that's funny! ^_^ We Canadians are far superior to Quebecers xD
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Post by Angel on Sept 26, 2015 23:25:02 GMT
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