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Post by Warrior of Aror on Dec 13, 2016 2:33:25 GMT
Yeah.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Dec 18, 2016 2:35:54 GMT
I had a really great joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Dec 18, 2016 12:49:55 GMT
And I thought about telling a chemistry joke, but then I realized they're all pretty boron.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Dec 20, 2016 5:03:37 GMT
That last joke doesn't sound all too accurate with an NZ accent. Sorry, Leilani.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Dec 20, 2016 12:45:31 GMT
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Dec 23, 2016 0:09:59 GMT
Hey, Lani's bad chemistry joke actually got a reaction!
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on Dec 23, 2016 3:07:18 GMT
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Dec 23, 2016 12:57:39 GMT
Kirenyth Fireblade: Hahaha. Nice. Didn't get much of one, though . . . eh. Just as well. If everyone was dying of laughter, we wouldn't be able to curium, so we'd have to just barium.
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Post by jliessa44 on Dec 23, 2016 16:54:46 GMT
Aw come on. Now all the good chemistry jokes argon.
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Post by Jag Starblade on Dec 23, 2016 18:40:46 GMT
Helium Helium Helium... If we make any more chemistry jokes, the police might make a Radon this place with their lights flashing and their sirens going "Neon Neon Neon"
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Dec 24, 2016 4:56:42 GMT
Bad puns are just how eye roll.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Dec 29, 2016 8:32:25 GMT
I have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Post by Aarathyn on Jan 2, 2017 5:02:24 GMT
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!!
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jan 6, 2017 1:45:09 GMT
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Post by jliessa44 on Jan 24, 2017 16:51:22 GMT
Lol.
What do you pay hundreds/thousands of dollars for and then are excited when you don't receive it?
A college class
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Jan 24, 2017 19:31:24 GMT
I thought you were going to say an autopsy. : |
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Post by jliessa44 on Jan 24, 2017 19:34:38 GMT
Well, maybe that too. But you wouldn't really be paying for your own autopsy so even if you didn't get it, the person you paid to have an autopsy on would be dead.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Jan 24, 2017 19:43:00 GMT
Well, I'm sure some people have left money ahead for funeral expenses and such.
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Post by jliessa44 on Jan 24, 2017 21:53:15 GMT
Suppose so. 'less you're dirt poor.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jan 28, 2017 15:02:16 GMT
How do you think the unthinkable?
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Post by jliessa44 on Jan 28, 2017 16:28:56 GMT
Since unthinkingable generally tends to mean something so horrible you shouldn't think of it and not that you can't think of it, it's quite easy actually.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jan 28, 2017 18:13:57 GMT
No, you think the unthinkable with an itheberg.
(Try saying it with a lisp)
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Post by jliessa44 on Jan 28, 2017 20:40:37 GMT
lol. That actually made laugh.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Mar 16, 2017 18:28:59 GMT
Star Wars: Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 12, 2017 13:52:42 GMT
Q. Why did the orc cross the road?
A. He was taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Aug 14, 2017 13:46:08 GMT
Tommy and his three siblings were baking a pizza. After it was done cooking, they cut it into four equal parts and sat down to eat. Tommy started to take a bite and then dropped the piece onto his plate and shouted, "Whoa! That's 90 degrees!"
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Post by gamemastergrimwarden on Sept 8, 2017 21:21:59 GMT
Have you guys ever heard about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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Post by TheLostLordofAllyra on Apr 26, 2018 0:54:34 GMT
XD XD Jag Starblade and Kirenyth Fireblade, that one about the three Berinfell Prophecies books was hilarious! (after I finally got it, that is) How in Allyra did you come up with that,Jag, and Kirenyth, how did you know what it was?
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on May 26, 2018 4:57:12 GMT
Dunno. I enjoy playing with words
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