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Post by NightBlade on Jun 5, 2016 23:10:46 GMT
Heheh
It is, but then you're a white witch and Aslan kills you xD
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Jun 7, 2016 15:47:02 GMT
What? No wish, Nightblade? Very well I'll do one-
I wish I had the ability to instantly and ingeniously play any instrument I picked up.
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Post by Merenwen Inglorion on Jun 7, 2016 23:08:33 GMT
Granted, but you only ever pick up the cowbell. (I was going to say you get struck with palsy, but that's a tad melodramatic... X) )
I wish I knew archery and combat, epic-elf style.
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Post by CNGoodhue on Jun 8, 2016 17:14:48 GMT
NightBlade For a second I thought you said "Asian" instead of "Aslan". I was very offended.
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Post by jliessa44 on Jun 9, 2016 20:56:50 GMT
Granted. But you move slower than a sloth in Zootopia.
I wish I wasn't so tired always.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Jun 9, 2016 23:35:48 GMT
Granted, but then you can't sleep at all and go mad from sleep depravation. 0_0
I wish I could shapeshift into any form and still turn safely back into myself.
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Post by jliessa44 on Jun 10, 2016 1:33:08 GMT
Granted. But no matter what form you're in you're always green.
I wish I had more days off work.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Jun 11, 2016 4:59:41 GMT
Granted, but then they like your replacement better and want to give your job away! I wish I had a pet dragon who could take me flying, and enough food to feed him.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Jul 28, 2016 1:57:13 GMT
But you accidentally over feed him and he gets too fat to walk, much less fly.
I wish I had the ability to teleport to specific coordinates accurately
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Jul 28, 2016 17:27:30 GMT
Granted, but only for longitude and latitude, so your sense of depth is off and you get stuck in the mud.
I wish I could Airbend or Waterbend.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Aug 4, 2016 12:30:36 GMT
Granted, but the power makes you greedy for world domination, but your plans fail and you are stuck in prison with a strait jacket and a shock collar for the rest of your life. š
I wish I had an IQ of 200 or more
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Sept 11, 2016 20:08:12 GMT
Granted, and everyone dislikes being around you because they feel inferior.
I wish I could swim up waterfalls.
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Post by NightBlade on Sept 11, 2016 20:09:57 GMT
You can, but you always drown and have to respawn like in Minecraft
I wish that school was fun
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Sept 11, 2016 20:17:17 GMT
Granted, and as a result world leaders decide it isn't right that children and young adults should be doing something they want to be doing. Therefore they re-institute child labor.
I wish that more summer days were this sunny and moderate temperatured.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Sept 11, 2016 20:22:15 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, this means you get mountains of snow in the winter. I wish that I didn't have to read so much Plato for college.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Sept 11, 2016 20:38:53 GMT
Granted, and within a few generations everyone forgets that Plato even existed and all his works fade away.
I wish there was a google maps of Narnia and Middle-Earth that I could safely visit. (If I said I wished I could go to Middle-Earth, I'm pretty sure I'd get eaten by a giant spider. XD
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Post by NightBlade on Sept 11, 2016 20:42:06 GMT
You do but you show up just as the Ape is dragging a lion skin out of cauldron pool...
I wish I wasn't so misanthropic sometimes
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Sept 11, 2016 20:54:41 GMT
Granted, and so you become the opposite. You become the cause of people being misanthropic. I wish I could defy gravity!
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Sept 12, 2016 0:47:01 GMT
Granted, but whenever you do, you have to sing the song from Wicked by that title.
I wish that it was easier to pick a favorite quote.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Sept 17, 2016 20:48:50 GMT
Granted, but then that's the only quote you can ever remember, and you can't stop yourself from quoting it an inappropriate moments!
I was I could snap my fingers and my books would be all written and edited.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Sept 20, 2016 5:25:56 GMT
Granted. You remain as you are, lacking the emotional, mental, intellectual and spiritual growth God intended for you through writing those books.
I wish I could write something new.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Sept 20, 2016 11:38:27 GMT
Granted, but you get so distracted by the "something new" that you never find time to work on your old stories, which means they languish unedited for all eternity.
I wish that I could meet my philosophy professor after breakfast instead of before.
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Post by Elethia Arvell on Sept 25, 2016 13:16:08 GMT
Granted, but then your fantastic breakfast leaves you with... gas. -_- The meeting goes about as well as you'd expect.
I wish that the characters on movies would listen to me when I give them advice.
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Post by arrabow on Mar 7, 2017 21:20:42 GMT
Granted, but you accidentally miss a detail that happened off camera and they end up losing whatever they're fighting for.
I wish that I could go to Middle Earth.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Mar 7, 2017 21:36:15 GMT
Granted, but you land in Mordor and get killed by orcs within the first few days. If you last that long.
I wish I had motivation to edit.
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Post by Alvar on Mar 8, 2017 0:50:27 GMT
Granted, but nobody likes it.
I wish I would have come back sooner.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Mar 11, 2017 4:02:42 GMT
Granted, but then nobody gets to talk about how crazy Alvar is. xP
(Jk)
I wish I had The Flash's super speed and regenerative capabilities. (Also implying that I would have no desire whatsoever to create a flashpoint and ruin the timeline)
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Post by NightBlade on Mar 11, 2017 5:52:51 GMT
You can, but then quicksilver hates you and always trips you at superspeed
I wish that angry liberals would SHUT UP
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Post by Alvar on Mar 11, 2017 17:33:16 GMT
Granted, but then they might actually learn how to think.
I wish that Spring Break was longer.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on May 24, 2017 9:11:30 GMT
NightBlade: Same here. Alvar, granted, but then you never learn anything and you become a hobo on the streets for the rest of your life. But congratulations. You have an extremely long spring break. I wish I could draw better.
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