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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 24, 2017 11:52:53 GMT
Granted, but the only style you're good in is one that you hate.
I wish that I knew how to get songs out of my head.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 25, 2017 21:37:26 GMT
Granted, and every time you can get a song out of your head, an important piece of info goes with it.
I wish that 2017 wasn't almost half over already.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 26, 2017 11:39:54 GMT
Granted; time is rewound back to the most miserable possible day in February and that day replays on an endless loop for the rest of your life.
I wish that it wouldn't rain every time I tried to go for a walk.
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on May 26, 2017 23:01:58 GMT
Granted. It snows every time you try to go for a walk. Summer and all.
I wish my left eye would stop twitching.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 26, 2017 23:57:08 GMT
Granted, but your right eye starts instead.
I wish that I had time and money to keep up better with all the awesome movies/book series/etc. out there.
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Post by Alvar on Apr 30, 2018 8:20:35 GMT
Granted, but Thanos becomes a character in every one.
I wish I could travel for free.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 30, 2018 11:26:56 GMT
So do I, Alvar. So do I. But . . . um . . . oh. Yes. You can travel for free, but you have to walk wherever you go.
I wish that my editing final was done.
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Post by Alvar on Apr 30, 2018 12:38:55 GMT
Gah, you've cursed me with light exercise!
Granted, but a random dog eats it just before you turn it in.
I wish I had a magic library that contained any book I could think of.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Apr 30, 2018 20:26:07 GMT
Granted. But all the books are written in Elvish.
I wish that I had a teleportation device.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 2, 2018 20:10:26 GMT
Granted, but it can only teleport transistor radios.
I wish I could have finished all my projects a week ago.
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Post by Aviar Goldeneagle on May 3, 2018 9:09:46 GMT
Granted, but you fail every one of them.
I wish that I could teleport.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 3, 2018 11:09:08 GMT
Granted, but you can only teleport to one specific spot in the middle of Antartica and then back where you came from.
I wish packing was easier.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 3, 2018 15:58:37 GMT
Granted, but that's because everything you own was teleported to Antarctica.
I wish I wasn't a total mess rn.
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Post by Alvar on May 3, 2018 21:31:32 GMT
Granted, but then the rest of a world becomes a mess.
I wish I could be "omnipersuasive" (all-persuasive).
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 3, 2018 22:32:25 GMT
Granted, but you can only persuade people of things that are untrue or annoy you.
I wish I could fly. Or have a major role in a Marvel movie.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 5, 2018 16:54:35 GMT
Doubly granted, but you can't control your flight so you fly off the movie set.
I wish I had a computer I never needed to repair.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 5, 2018 20:25:10 GMT
Granted, but it has a mind of its own so you can only get it to do things for you by asking really nicely in an embarrassing manner.
Volo saltare.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 13, 2018 18:23:18 GMT
Is that Latin?
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 14, 2018 1:28:50 GMT
Est.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 14, 2018 1:33:57 GMT
Your wish, whatever it is, is granted. Unfortunately, since you said it in Latin, you also accidentally summoned a creature of darkness which shall continually pop up and terrorize you at inopportune moments. Have fun.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 14, 2018 2:54:27 GMT
What does Latin have to do with creatures of darkness? I don't even know the Latin word for darkness! :P Granted, but it takes you ten minutes to process moderately basic information.
I wish I could sleep.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 14, 2018 13:34:14 GMT
Heh. There's a funny story elsewhere on the internet about how if you recite Latin tenses (like, to memorize them) it sounds like you're summoning a demon or some such creature. So I was going off of that.
Granted, but you oversleep and miss two meals and the start of something important.
I wish that I had a treadmill desk.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 14, 2018 15:34:40 GMT
Granted, but you don't have legs.
I wish I knew how to speak 7 languages/
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 14, 2018 20:33:31 GMT
Granted, but you keep getting them confused.
I wish that I could come up with good designs more easily.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 16, 2018 11:41:45 GMT
Granted, you can make designs without hardly any effort. The process is so easy that it becomes mundane and all you want in the whole world is to quit and do something that is actually challenging.
I wish I could snap my fingers and a plate of breakfast food would appear before me.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 16, 2018 12:36:49 GMT
Granted, but it's burnt and everything has mushrooms in it.
I wish that my house had better internet.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on May 23, 2018 19:57:29 GMT
Granted, but it's so far you start to forget to do other fun things like being outside and writing that you slip into internet-potato-ism.
I wish I had the best words.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 23, 2018 23:14:55 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, the best words come from a language that only sixteen other people, and now you, speak.
I wish that I had more time.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on May 24, 2018 3:22:19 GMT
Granted, but it's because you stole it from everyone else, so now no one else has time to spend with you.
I wish I was caught up on sleep.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on May 24, 2018 18:26:20 GMT
Granted. But then you oversleep.
I wish I understood the words of this song.
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