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Post by Aarathyn on Aug 27, 2018 3:56:02 GMT
Granted, but they're so stupid that you feel dumber for listening to it.
I wish my room was clean, lol!
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Aug 27, 2018 6:24:14 GMT
Granted, but everything out of place spontaneously combusts.
I wish I had time to do everything I want to do this week, without sacrificing anything I need to do.
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Post by Kirenyth Fireblade on Aug 23, 2020 18:08:22 GMT
Granted, but you get stuck in stone loop and relive the rest of that week for all of eternity.
I wish that the elves would return to these halls...
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Aug 25, 2020 12:58:43 GMT
Granted, but anyone's only ever on at times when you're busy.
I wish that people didn't have a tendency to do everything last-minute.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Aug 26, 2020 1:32:10 GMT
((That cuts deep, that does.)) Granted, but they're all so efficient that you're never fast enough for them.
I wish making plans for the future was simple and straightforward
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Aug 27, 2020 12:22:53 GMT
Granted. It's so simple and straightforward that it gets boring.
I wish so many job apps didn't involve video components.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Aug 28, 2020 14:16:54 GMT
Granted, but it's because every job app that has a video component is taken down and the job is no longer available.
I wish job apps didn't require a resume and cover letter *and* involve an online questionnaire that just asks the same things that are answered in the first two.
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Post by Warrior of Aror on Aug 29, 2020 4:00:13 GMT
Granted! Instead you must go through three video call interviews featuring spotty wifi in which you are asked the same vague questions over and over again.
I wish that beds would always stay made.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Aug 29, 2020 17:09:48 GMT
Granted! But you can never sleep in them again.
I wish that D&D scheduling wasn't so frustrating and people wouldn't decide at the LAST MINUTE that we're meeting/not meeting.
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Post by Glade on Sept 27, 2020 16:29:38 GMT
Granted, but then they move into your house and stay in character all the time!!!
I wish people hat naturally wild colored hair instead of having to dye it if you like purple. (Note: my hair is not purple. . . Yet)
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Post by Starsinger on Sept 29, 2020 8:23:25 GMT
Granted, but the rest of your body hair is also the same colour...eyebrows, arm hair, toe hair, nose hair, all of it XD
I wish I actually had time for everything I want to do as well as study.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 1, 2020 1:18:24 GMT
Granted, but then they move into your house and stay in character all the time!!! I would actually be not entirely opposed to that for four of the five other people in my group, TBH.
Granted, but the rest of your body hair is also the same colour...eyebrows, arm hair, toe hair, nose hair, all of it XD I wish I actually had time for everything I want to do as well as study. Granted, but you are no longer able to eat anything. Ever. Your body now sustains itself on something other than food, and you know not what.
I wish that I had more time and opportunities for non D&D roleplays as well as D&D ones.
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Post by Glade on Oct 1, 2020 5:54:53 GMT
Hard one to corrupt, Leilani. Granted, but you get into so many that it’s impossible to keep story plot lines straight. Or remember characters. Or what day it is. I wish that holes in clothes could heal themselves! *glances at knee through small hole in jeans*
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Post by Dmitri Pendragon on Oct 1, 2020 8:50:26 GMT
Granted, but they heal a different colour to the original!
I wish I could mentally control what living things are able to enter my room, and set permanent barriers against things like flies and spiders.
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Post by Glade on Oct 1, 2020 16:40:25 GMT
Granted, but then every time you leave your room, those things are drawn to you like a magnet.
I wish that there was an island like Neverland, that had all four seasons at once and you could choose your favorite to live on. *cough* autumn *cough*
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 1, 2020 21:51:47 GMT
Granted, but it's just as hard to get to as Neverland is.
I wish that dinner was ready.
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Post by Glade on Oct 2, 2020 4:45:31 GMT
That one made me laugh! Granted, but since it was rushed to be ready sooner, the food is still cold.
I wish that I could keep plants alive!
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 2, 2020 21:20:10 GMT
Granted, but they grow so well that you constantly have to repot them.
I wish that my favorite coffee shop wasn't all the way in Ohio.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Oct 4, 2020 15:11:08 GMT
Well my favorite coffee shop also happens to be in Ohio! Granted, but it's because the owners moved to Gibraltar. Now you're favorite coffee shop isn't even in the states.
I wish I had foooooood
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 4, 2020 22:59:06 GMT
Granted, but all of it is burned, and you can taste the burned-ness in every bite.
I wish that staining the deck didn't necessitate coming into contact with so many spiders. >.<
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Post by Glade on Oct 5, 2020 22:29:52 GMT
Be careful of the spies! Granted, but then it’s the Spider King himself!
I wish that I could use telekinesis!
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Oct 6, 2020 2:58:15 GMT
Granted, but you can only push things directly away from you or pull them directly toward you.
I wish moving to Ohio didn't mean moving away from Maine :(
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 6, 2020 12:49:19 GMT
Granted. Ohio and Maine now exist in the same place. Unfortunately, this shift sacrificed the best things about both of them . . . and caused reality to become unstable in the process.
I wish that my copies of the new Wingfeather books would arrive.
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Post by Goldarrow on Oct 10, 2020 3:52:32 GMT
Granted, but they got horrendous water damage (beyond reading) on the route and you have to wait for replacements and they are now on backorder for at least a month.
I wish borders would open so I can travel abroad.
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Post by Starsinger on Oct 10, 2020 19:40:36 GMT
(Oof, Goldarrow that's a lot of book sacrilege right there ) Granted, but then financial crisis causes your money to be worth next to nothing, so you no longer have the means to travel. (But also, I wish that too, this year was going to be my first time overseas but alas.) I wish all my research assignments were just open book short answer tests instead *headdesks*
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 10, 2020 20:22:09 GMT
Granted. But then when you go to get a job, your employer asks for proof that you've researched things, your mind blanks, and the interview just goes downhill from there.
I wish that I could remember what I was thinking when I wrote this outline.
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Post by Goldarrow on Oct 11, 2020 2:30:43 GMT
Granted, but then you realize you don't like anything you had and have to re-write it all. I wish the foster pet agency I am signed-up with would get a new cat I can care for. (With the vet clinics closed they have a back-log and can't accept any cats ATM) Edit: And sorry if I was a bit heavy on my last corruption... it's been 8 years and I might be a little rusty.
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Post by Leilani Sunblade on Oct 11, 2020 12:53:36 GMT
(No worries. I mean, I destabilized reality in one of my earlier corruptions. I think it was just a comment about doing horrible things to books specifically. xD)
Granted, but the cat they get is super grumpy and spends all its time hiding under your bed and smacking at your ankles any time you walk by.
I wish that I could change the colors of things at will.
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Post by Goldarrow on Oct 11, 2020 16:17:38 GMT
Granted, but the fairy from Sleeping Beauty follows you around changing it back to the original color.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by Ellron Silvertree on Oct 12, 2020 15:14:24 GMT
Granted, but you become overwhelmed when considering the mechanics of it. Is momentum conserved during teleportation? If so, do you have control over redirection of the momentum, or does it stay in the direction you were originally moving? Can you teleport in three dimensions or are you limited to vertical OR lateral? Or are you limited by line of sight? Is there a distance limit? The questions overwhelm you to the point where you give up on ever actually teleporting.
I wish I could take a nap.
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